June 16, 2009
How much do you owe?

stacey727:

smartasshat:

lilykily:

1. Smoked pot — $10
2. Did acid — $5
3. Ever had sex at church — $25
4. Woke up in the morning and didn’t know who was next to you —$40
5. Had sex with someone you met on Internet — $25
6. Had sex for money — $100
7. Ever had sex with a lover of different ethnic background — $20
8. Vandalized something — $20
9. Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
10. Beat up someone —$20
11. Been jumped — $10
12. Crossed dressed — $10
13. Given money to stripper — $25
14. Been in love with a stripper — $20
15. Kissed someone who’s name you didn’t know — $10
16. Hit on someone of the same sex while at work — $15
17. Ever drive drunk — $20
18. Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk —$50
19. Used toys while having sex — $30
20. Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
21. Went skinny dipping — $5
22. Had sex in a pool — $20
23. Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
24. Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
25. Cheated on your significant other — $25
26. Masturbated — $5
27. Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -$35
28. Done oral — $15
29. Got oral — $5
30. Done / got oral in a car while it was moving —$25
31. Stole something — $10
32. Had sex with someone in jail — $25
33. Made a naughty home video — $15
34. Had a threesome — $50
35. Had sex in the wild — $20
36. Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25
37. Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars — $20
38. Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
39. Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 — $25
40. Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50
41. Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
42. Went streaking — $5
43. Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
44. Been arrested — $5
45. Spent time in jail — $15
46. Peed in the pool — $50
47. Played spin the bottle — $5
48. Done something you regret — $20
49. Had sex with your best friend — $20
50. Had sex with someone you work with at work —$25
51. Had anal sex — $80
52. Lied to your mate — $5
53. Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25

$660. This goes to you, Lilykily?

Gah, I think I’ll need to take out a loan to pay this debt. And I want a receipt for tax purposes. $780.

Wait, you mean we are supposed to cough up the cash for this?  I thought you guys were going to pay ME for each of my achievements!

9:28am  |   URL: http://ronbailey.tumblr.com/post/124571937/how-much-do-you-owe
(No. OF NOTES: 81)
  
  1. kikimarcus reblogged this from cleversimon and added:
    $840. But you’re not really surprised are you? cleversimon:
  2. missbhavens reblogged this from lilykily and added:
    $805 Well spent. lilykily:
  3. harperdudevice reblogged this from laroche
  4. tbridge reblogged this from lilykily
  5. hockeycrew reblogged this from lilykily and added:
    Ouch $625 that’s actually kinda sad.
  6. pocketcontents reblogged this from jessabelle2o7 and added:
    And remember, that’s $920 US dollars, kids.
  7. peachcherub reblogged this from lilykily and added:
    Wow…I only owe $400. What does it say that this surprises me? Also, I’m kinda bothered by #7…I’ve never
  8. pocketcontents reblogged this from rafitorres and added:
    I want $200 for “rode the mechanical bull (and your husband) the Saturday before your annual gynecologist appointment...
  9. rockosmodurnlife reblogged this from hotheadred and added:
    $215 .. but why do I owe money for being jumped? I didn’t even doing anything to that asshole.
  10. seoulbrother reblogged this from lilykily and added:
    … etc. Let’s just say that...number is high but I have
  11. laroche reblogged this from lilykily
  12. pocketcontents reblogged this from vmarinelli and added:
    honestly can’t remember if I’ve peed...the pool. Certainly
  13. vmarinelli reblogged this from cleversimon and added:
    got $870. (Older and wiser and all that.) EDITED TO ADD: I didn’t count “been in love with a stripper” because it wasn’t...
  14. harrisuz reblogged this from myrm
  15. christopherattle reblogged this from cleversimon and added:
    Erm.. $860? Way to make...feel bad, stupid quiz.
  16. cleversimon reblogged this from hurtling and added:
    $790. (Rules here.) Nobody believes me when...tell them I’m a filthy, filthy whore.
  17. rascoagogo reblogged this from lilykily
  18. burwell reblogged this from myrm and added:
    $385 hm, more than i thought, but it seems about right.
  19. vinnieme reblogged this from indefensible and added:
    $650 for me. Well looks like it’s time to go gay for money.
  20. polar-bear reblogged this from lilykily and added:
    $28755. Oh - it isn’t PER INCIDENT? *AHEM* $380. I’m not sure whether...feel smugly...
  21. essdogg reblogged this from myrm and added:
    Give it time, young Grasshoppa, give it time…
  22. smartasshat reblogged this from myrm and added:
    Hey, I have $660 worth of experience I can help you with.
  23. hurtling reblogged this from lilykily and added:
    $575. Thank god only...there. Now where do I pick
  24. luckyshirt reblogged this from myrm and added:
    Canadian, right? That’s like $2.5 million USD.
  25. myrm reblogged this from smartasshat and added:
    $335? Seriously, that’s it? Wow. Brb - gonna go do some more naughty stuff.
  26. coyotesqrl reblogged this from rsmallbone
  27. rafitorres reblogged this from rsmallbone and added:
    I’ve just increased my score to $515 from the $485 I owed half an hour ago. Ha! It’s surprisingly easy to be bad.
  28. rsmallbone reblogged this from lilykily and added:
    Shit, I have to update mine. I forgot about that time I stole that car. It’s amazing how things you think you’d remember...
  29. steelopus reblogged this from nicky36 and added:
    FYI, that’s one...the things that sets...reasons you’re so...
  30. lilykily reblogged this from nicky36 and added:
    What, no having sex in a church or jail with a stripper with your significant other’s best friend? Oh COME ON!!!
  31. nicky36 reblogged this from emmyinabox and added:
    Sweet Jesus, I’m only at $90 and I’m 16 years older than you. Have I mentioned that I am a VERY good girl?
  32. emmyinabox reblogged this from daniellei and added:
    $140. Aaaaand now I feel lame. There’s “being good” and then there’s BORING AS HELL. Where the fuck is “rode the...
  33. indefensible reblogged this from lilykily and added:
    ETC $920.
  34. lilykily reblogged this from stacey727 and added:
    Whew. I am not the worst one here. (thankGodthankyouthankyouthankyou). $655.00.
  35. daniellei reblogged this from ronbailey and added:
    I’m an angel compared to you assholes! $575! Why is peeing in a pool almost as expensive as anal sex?
  36. atsirhc reblogged this from ronbailey and added:
    $290. I AM A GOOD GIRL. ;)
  37. blitherypoop reblogged this from lilykily and added:
    I either owe $150...$6520+…. I’m not sure.
  38. ronbailey reblogged this from stacey727 and added:
    Wait, you mean we are supposed to cough up the cash for this? I thought you guys were going to pay ME for each of my...
  39. weheartbrunette reblogged this from lilykily
  40. luckyshirt reblogged this from lilykily and added:
    check? I’m good for
  41. smartasshat reblogged this from lilykily
  42. eyeteegee reblogged this from lilykily and added:
    I’ve not done any...these things. Oh wait, there...is, Mas…...
  43. rafitorres reblogged this from lilykily and added:
    $485 Some notes: Are we supposed...multiply each value by
  44. rsmallbone reblogged this from lilykily and added:
    pay once regardless...how many times you’ve done it. Do
  45. lilykily posted this